>When you think you know what's going on, they give you a B.S.
>When you find out you don't know what's going on, they give you a M.S.
>When you find out that nobody else knows what's going on, they give you a
>Ph.D.
Those who dedicate their carreers to advancing ignorance are made
Assistant Professors.
The road to ignorance is called the 'Tenure Track'.
Those who demonstrate a special affinity for cluelessness and
spread their ignorance farthest abroad are made Full Professors.
Mike Jaqua
Kalamazoo, MI
pmjaqua@pwinet.upj.com
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ALAN KEYES FOR PRESIDENT !!!!!!
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