Defense lawyer:
Although my client was seen by five witnesses
to be running out of a bank with a large
sack and guards followed shortly there
after, my client actually didn't steal
any money from the bank.
You see, we actually
came into existence only yesterday.
The purported crime happened six months
ago, but this is all your imagination,
because no one existed six months ago.
Only priesthood of philosophers insist that
we existed more than six months ago, but they
have reason to turn people away from the true
path and follow the path of falsehood. They
know that it is written clearly that we began
only as of yesterday.
Jury:
OK, we now know that the man is not guilty. We only
think these events are true, but actually, these events
were developed as a means so we could understand how
the legal system should be constructed.
Judge:
Case dismissed.
NOT.
By Grace we proceed,
Wayne
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