HAGGADAH

John W. Burgeson (burgy@compuserve.com)
Thu, 24 Apr 1997 15:02:42 -0400

Time for a little humor.

THE HAGGADAH -- IN COMPUTER COMMAND LANGUAGE
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>Release ISRAEL
>ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release

>Set ISRAEL;mode=master
>Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL

>Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
>Command ignored

>Load Moshe
>Done

>Deactivate Pharaoh
>Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated

>For i=1 to 10 do plagues
>Are you sure?

> Y
>Done

>Release ISRAEL
>error: ISRAEL uninitialized

>Set ISRAEL = 600,000
>Done

>Release ISRAEL
>ISRAEL released

>Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
>Done

>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
>OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA
>HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!

>Save ISRAEL
>Specify save device

>Save ISRAEL with miracle
>Done

>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
>Done

>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
>Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active golden
calf routine

>Destroy calf
>Done

>For I=1 to 10 do commandments
>Done; commandments stored on hard rock device

>Move ISRAEL to desert
>Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop

>Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years
>Done

>Build Mishkan
>Syntax error

>Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
>Done

>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
>Warning: operand terms must be unique

>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
>Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN

>set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
>Done

>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
>Done. WARNING! Free Will now in operation. System now autonomous.

(subsequent commands were ignored)