My name is David González. I just received your address, along with
several others, from a friend named David Demarco. Unfortunately,
neither of us knows whose address this is, although I see it is from
Covenant College. (My brother attended that college. His name is Quena.
You know, the guy with the big hair.) Doubtless I know you; I just
don't know that I know you. Please ease this awkward situation by
sending me a note informing me to whom I have just written. Thank you!
David González™