This is one of my favorites:
>>>
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God
asked him, "What is wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would
be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you,
when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree
with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask
you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've
had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give
you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
The rest is history.
(Source unknown)
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At 09:37 AM 10/04/2000 -0400, you wrote:
>>From: dks@en.com
>>
>>---- Forwarded message from "William B. Peters" <bpeters@siu.edu> ----
>>Date: Wed, 4 Oct 2000 08:01:59 -0500
>>From: "William B. Peters" <bpeters@siu.edu>
>>To: asa@udomo3.calvin.edu
>>Subject: Creation Joke
>>
>>Are there any joksters out there? I am giving a talk next week and
>>need an opener. Does anyone know any good creation jokes?
>>--
>>William B. Peters
>>Biochemistry/Molecular Biology
>>Southern Illinois School of Medicine
>>(618)453-6435 Lab
>>(618)536-7721 GPSC Office
>>
>>------ End forwarded message ------
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