Re: Alliance for Science

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> *From:* Dick Fischer <mailto:dickfischer@verizon.net>
> *To:* ASA <mailto:asa@calvin.edu>
> *Sent:* Saturday, March 11, 2006 9:15 PM
> *Subject:* RE: Alliance for Science
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> Hi Bob, you wrote:
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> I would ask any person on this list who does not know an atheist
> to get to
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> know one.
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> H'mmm, take an atheist home to dinner? "Hi, honey, I brought an
> atheist home tonight. I know, it was a cat burglar last night and
> a serial rapist last week ..."
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> And what does your friend say when you share the gospel with him?
> Or does God have a special place reserved for sweet, kind,
> compassionate, fair-minded, decent, non-believers?
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> Of course, why worry? There are no atheists in hell.
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That reminds of a very funny monologue by Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean).

Murderers, over here. Looters and pillagers - over there please, thieves
if you could join them, and BANKMANAGERS.

Fornicators, if you could step forward - My God there are a lot of you.
Could I split you up into adulterers and the rest? Adulterers if you
could just form a line in front of that small guillotine there.

AMERICANS, are you here? I'm sorry about this, apparently God had some
fracas with your founding fathers and damned the entire race into
perpetuity. He sends particular condolences to the Mormans who He
realises put in a lot of work. The Iranians, I'm afraid, couldn't be
with us - someone's been holding them in purgatory for the last nine months.

Sodomites, over there against the wall.

Atheists, over here please. You must be feeling a right bunch of charlies.

Christians, ah yes, I'm afraid the Jews were right.

http://www.maths.tcd.ie/~afarrell/things/Hell.html

I am not sure why you feel compelled to share the gospel with atheist
friends, they have made their choice, we have made ours.
Received on Sat Mar 11 23:19:23 2006