Re: Alternative Medicine

From: Janice Matchett <janmatch@earthlink.net>
Date: Wed Dec 21 2005 - 10:33:14 EST

At 04:02 AM 12/21/2005, Iain Strachan wrote:

>I think it depends on how you analyse what is going on. There seems
>to be a strong correlation between belief and healing/being ill. ..."

### You're right.

PSYCHIATRISTS' CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR EVERY DIAGNOSIS

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic --- Deck The Hall and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and
Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and.........

Paranoid --- Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obessive Complusive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

ADHD -- Hark the herald angels sing ba-rum-pa-pum-pum in the little
town of Bethlehem up on the housetop in a winter wonderland one foggy
Christmas Eve hey how bout them Bears no I don't want to switch to
Sprint but thank you for shopping at K-Mart.

Wednesday, December 21,
2005 More: http://corner.nationalreview.com/05_12_18_corner-archive.asp

~ Janice ... who knows that there are also scientific, religious,
and political "beliefs" for every diagnosis, too. :)
Received on Wed Dec 21 10:35:41 2005

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