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Pinched from Wesley Elsberry on Panda's Thumb

  Our Intelligent Designer,
  Who art in the unspecified-good-place,
  Unknown be Thy name.
  Thy flagella spin, Thy mousetraps snap,
  On Earth, as it is in the
  Unspecified-good-place.
  Give us each day our unchecked apologetic.
  And forgive us our invidious comparisons,
  As we smite those iniquitous Darwinists
  With rhetoric.
  And lead us not into encounters with people
  Who ask us to state our theory,
  But deliver us from biologists
  Who know what we're up to.
  For Thine is the irreducible complexity,
  And the wiggly parts of bacterial bottoms,
  And the inapplicable theorems,
  Now and forever.

  Amen.
Received on Tue Sep 27 13:57:48 2005