Dear all
Read and Groan!
Jonathan
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08:15 AM ---------------------------
There were two prawns, James and Christian, swimming along the bottom of
the ocean. James accidentally rubs up against an old lantern and whoosh, a
genie appears and grants James two wishes. After a moment's thought James
decides that he wants to becomes a shark so as to gain the respect of all
the creatures of the sea.
Whoosh, James becomes a shark and swims off. Two weeks later James is
upset. All of his old friends are now afraid of him and his life is
miserable. He decides to use his second wish, and he wishes to be a prawn
once again. Whoosh.... Now a prawn again James swims away to look for his
mate Christian. When he arrives at Christian's house he knocks on the door
and shouts out for Christian. " Go away", says Christian, "you're a shark
and you'll just eat me" "No I won't", shouts James, "I'm a prawn again
Christian".
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