Re: Creation Jokes

From: Bill Payne (bpayne15@juno.com)
Date: Fri Oct 06 2000 - 20:34:42 EDT

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    I had heard that with one slight variation at the end (see below).

    On Thu, 05 Oct 2000 12:36:28 -0400 Dale K Stalnaker
    <Dale.K.Stalnaker@grc.nasa.gov> writes:

    > >And Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me
    > >everyday. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonesome here and it is
    > >difficult for me to remember how much you love me."
    > >
    > >And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that
    will be
    > >with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
    that
    > >you will know I love you, even when you cannot see me. Regardless of
    how
    > >selfish and childish and unlovable you may be, this new companion
    > >will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
    > >yourself."
    > >
    > >And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a
    good
    > >animal. And God was pleased.
    > >
    > >And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.
    And
    > >Adam said, "But Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
    Kingdom
    > >and all the good names are taken and I cannot think of a name for this
    new
    > >animal."
    > >
    > >And God said, "No problem! Because I have created this new animal to
    be a
    > >reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own

    > >name, and you will call him DOG."
    > >
    > >And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him. And
    Adam
    > >was comforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged
    > his tail.
    > >
    > >After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the
    Lord
    > >and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and
    preens
    > >like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has
    indeed
    > >taught him that he is loved, but no one has taught him humility."
    > >
    > >And the Lord said, "No problem! I will create for him a companion who
    will
    > >be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will

    > >remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not worthy
    of
    > >adoration."
    > >
    > >And God created CAT ....

    who thought it was god.

    Bill



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